pet my unicorn

wake up

read the news

close the news

ishipanythingthatbreathes:

freakosexual:

I can’t tell you what thoughts crossed my mind while I was reading down the ‘big’ column.

Roleplaying list *check*

freakosexual:

I can’t tell you what thoughts crossed my mind while I was reading down the ‘big’ column.

Roleplaying list *check*

payface:

so one day i accidentally pushed my teacher away, then he decided to do a fake roll and fall down on the floor, pretending to cry and started to blame me for all his problems

ponycamp:

come and have a seat

people: you have to be more lady like

me: suck my dick

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sage-of-hope:

glitterstuck:

i tried to glitter these but then satan came to town

i thouhgt u guys might need some butttouchign

here’s some